he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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