Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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