Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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