was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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