I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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