Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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