ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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