I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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