I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
That was an excessively violent trivia night
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
