Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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