their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
