brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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