problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
