windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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