I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
