Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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