what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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