So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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