How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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