return my video game
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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