I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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