It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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