If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
this boner is exhausting
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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