I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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