It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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