Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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