In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
