Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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