why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so explain again why im purple
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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