hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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