fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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