This house was built for laser tag.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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