no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
