Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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