So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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