haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize