Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
whose ass print is on the piano?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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