North Korea, Best Korea!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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