Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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