Slut skills are useful in every country.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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