There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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