Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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