so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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