So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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