Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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