What did we do last night that was yellow?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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