I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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