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  I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared

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• lol i live in rockville

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:29pm

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• yep thats how we roll in rockville...but thank god i dont actually live there

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 10:57am

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• that should be a helluva day. wish people would give me oxycontin tabs...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 5:36pm

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• This is the greatest thing I've ever read in my whole life. I want to be best friends with this person. Forever&ever&ever. =]

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 12:24pm

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• Rush Limbaugh...is that you?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 09 at 1:53pm

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• i love pepp and pineapple too....but it does not bode well for the floorboard of your car after a long night of drinking or oc use.....just take the oc and heat the pizza up in the morn

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 6:56pm

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• wait... my coworker lives in Rockville and adores pineapple + pepperoni on a pizza... hrmmm...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 09 at 3:14pm

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• being in Rockville Maryland is the worst part

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 25, 09 at 6:54pm

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• omg i use the word WOOF on a daily bases... please tell me u go to UMD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:11am

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• rockville has alot of different parts.. the ghetto/scary area and the preppy country club area. if your ever lost in rockville go towards olney. much safer

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 11:13pm

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• I know the Safeway you are talking about haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:41pm

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• I'm imagining the safeway you were at...i believe it to be the one on 335/rockville pike...blown

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:13pm

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• hahaha my ex-bf lives in Rockville

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:52pm

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• good night bad morning

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 1:42pm

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• pssh perry hall is better than rockville bahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:47am

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• Moco represent !!

  Submitted by krosso on Sep 22, 10 at 1:14am

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• I love in the glenmont/wheaton area... Rockville sucks XD

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 4:10am

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• OC and moco, makes perfect sense. god bless, get out while you still can.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:14pm

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• Georgetown FTW!

  Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Sep 7, 10 at 9:13pm

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• Did you just experience every stage of an acid trip in thirty seconds?

  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 30, 12 at 6:10pm

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• there are more good parts of rockville than scary ones. guess you got unlucky!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:07pm

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• What the he'll does "WOOF" mean??

  Submitted by isn10se on May 8, 10 at 6:08pm

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• i live near that safeway

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:01pm

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• hahahaaa rockville=soo ghetto/sketchy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 12:24pm

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• I live in rockville is that at fallsgrove?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 5:52am

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• hey i live next to that safeway lolol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:45pm

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• Rockville is fucking awesome....as long as you stay on 355...going away from Shady Grove...this person would feel a lot better in Bethesda haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:44am

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• ewww rockville? that sucks a dick

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 12:31am

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• I think I just fell in loooooove with this person! BEST. TEXT. EVERRRRR

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:32pm

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