addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
My vagina just recognized that song.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
