Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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