I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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