In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I currently don't understand fingers.
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