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  • I have the url link for the video on redtube that shows you how to make a woman squirt...but it wont let me post it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:27am
  • i just got the biggest boner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Fat chicks rule u can do ANYTHING to them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:33am
  • Looooooove squirting. I learned how, it can definitely be taught. You just have to figure out what works for you. My guy loves it, he just makes me go and go. Amazing. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:02am
  • No squirting yet. But got laid six times today. And time number four- first time multiple os. So win. Also my boyfriend rocks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:55am
  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:08am
  • actually when a girl squirts, it is a mixture of her natural lubrication and her urine. And not every one can do it. If a woman doesn't produce a lot of natural lubrication she will not be able to squirt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:06am
  • I guess I get that. I mean it feels really good when a guy cums inside of you so...same principal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:16pm
  • vaginas do not squirt lubricant. they lack any physical mechanism remotely capable. "squirt" emanates from the urethra. you are pushing on your bladder and pissing on your dude. just so you know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:58am
  • ok i've never squirted before but i want to try. i know guys like it. problem is i cum too fast. my bf and i only know quickies bec i can't hold out, i've tried everything. how can i make myself squirt if i don't even have time to get my hand down there to push? also don't use lubricant for regular sex, can i still squirt without it? and i can't feel my guy cum inside me. is that weird? i think he gets too deep for me to feel it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:27pm
  • How do I squirted juice?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:17am
  • 9:41. typical jersey douchebag...never pick up girls on an anonymous site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:25am
  • 10:29... agreed. 10:34... you're dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:44pm
  • this is a very interesting conversation... ive tried but i shall try 2nite.. and see if i can after reading all this sounds fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Squirters = more rare than a golden ticket in a wonka bar

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:50am
  • Fuck Canada? Fuck you buddy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:42pm
  • I love girls who squirt! Its so hot. Their pussies get so tight before they gush....and all that wet cum drives me wild. I seriously would make my ex squirt in my mouth. I could drink it all day long.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:19pm
  • I seriously wanna learn how to do this!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:03am
  • Isn't it squirler (pokemon)?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Its a good night for Pete

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:59pm
  • Ugh! That means you're peeing whilst cumming. Gotta work on those Kegal exercises!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:51am
  • 1:14, lighten up, man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:20pm
  • i fucking love girls who squirt!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:49pm
  • my ex was a squirter and she was hot, but my friend fucked this fat chick and she squirted all over his bed and it smelled like fish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:27pm
  • I am a squirter! It feels so good. I never pee b4 sex and sometimes I do pee on guys. My exboyfriend loveddd it so muchh! It gets really tight right before I squirt too. Which he loved! All u have 2 do is rub my clit while that dick is in me and I squirt everywhere! I can get it 2 go pretty far too! He called me his little personal porn star! ;) now I'm horny and wet dammit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:45pm
  • ................I just squirted..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:32am
  • omg it feels so much better when you squirt.. i dont always squirt when i cum, and when i dont its a very disappointing feeling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:18pm
  • I love squirters! It's all about personal preference, though,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:42pm
  • 11:58. Ok dude. Sure thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:08am
  • Canada is a piece of shit. It serves no purpose. Fuck Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Squiter's are the best! If Pete ever dumps you, you'll have a lot of guys/girls to choose from.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:10pm
  • I just laughed so hard that I snorted. Embarrasing! Lol

    Submitted by spurtiic on Mar 3, 10 at 10:30pm
  • go to redtube... then add '/15878' to the url thats where u learn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:03pm
  • just because she's a squirtter doesn't meant she's a nympho. just just happens to squirt girl jizz all over your face/privates...kinda gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:36pm
  • 10:51, it's not pee retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 5:42pm
  • I am a squirter and my husband loves it! I am his first squirter and his first anal......what a lucky man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:49pm
  • SO DID I!!!!! OMFG!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:35am
  • When you're about to cum get him to rub your clit and fuck you really hard. Then push and you'll squirt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:49pm
  • I want to squirt. :/ anyone want to fuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:34pm
  • 11:27...thats just dumb dude. I've been with squirters, so I know you're full of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:32pm
  • 11:07 Thanks from 10:49. At least someone else knows what I'm talking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:10pm
  • You're either a squirter or your not. Not just anyone can do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Yeah, you can learn how. It's not that difficult

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:31pm
  • ps. Try to refrain from being 13. We can tell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:54am
  • fat chicks squirt butter, little known fact

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Because some guys love it when you squirt all over their dick. And when you push down when you squirt, you're clenching down on them at the same time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:13pm
  • for all ya'll peeps who don't know what a squirter is it's when a female ejaculates. Such an art and beauty and is rarely seen. Its like when a dude cumsx10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:02pm
  • this jackass OBVIOUSLY never experienced one. what an ignorant fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:29am
  • Squirters rule! If I end up with one I'll happily send it allllll night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:16pm
  • my name is jenny and i can do it just call me 867-5309 :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:43pm
  • you can definitely learn how to squirt! I just started learning how to do it last week, after 2 tries, I got a little squirt going! search for it at the porn version of youtube...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:29am
  • Hmmmm.... then I'm on a mission

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:01pm
  • I maried a squiter. Kinda sucks now, we gotta change the sheets everyday, or lay towels down, dang puddle in the bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:51am
  • if it doesn't look or smell like piss, how can it be piss? the people trying to burst your bubbles are just jealous! i did it a little bit once without even being aware of it, and i wish i could figure out how to do it again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:54am
  • Could be worst, you could be a shitter...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:54pm
  • if you don't know what a text is referring to... refer your young minds to urbandictionary... this is tfln not sex ed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:13pm
  • I am 12 and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:15am
  • Thats HOT! when girls learn to squirt, they want to do it all the time. Its like discovering masturbation all over again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:25am
  • more cushion for the pushin baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Sweet. I am definitely gonna try it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:05pm
  • It feels so much better

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:01pm
  • My boyfriend loves to tell people. He's proud.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:09pm
  • 2:15 - It's piss and lubricant. Anyway, did you get annoyed when your professor pissed on you all?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:20am
  • I have a mad case of anal pubes. Oh, and fuck Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:40pm
  • I'm a girl who squirts and loves sex more than anything. It's the best feeling there is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:20pm
  • I have done that before, it freaked me out the first time. haha I think only people that have a lot of natural lubrication can do it. Also ladies -tip- you have to hold your O back in for awhile and then like... make it all cum at once while pushing on the clit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:37am
  • How the fuck would you know? You've obviously never tried

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Drink some OJ then spit it out. That's how you squirt juice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:31am
  • that's a lie not everyone can be a squirter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:37pm
  • 10:49 said it all...and 10:58 said it wrong, everyone has the ability to squirt it's just if you know how to get your body to that state and know what gets you to squirt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:07pm
  • i want to get a girl who squirts so bad now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:40pm
  • why would you care about making a fat chick cum anyway you only fuck them when you are desperate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Reppin white plains but this is most of Westcgesterss area code.,.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:51pm
  • Haha I squirted on a dude's chest during 69 once ... came out of nowhere, never even told him I could squirt lol. He told me that he's never been with a squirter before ... but it was "fucking awesome". :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:20am
  • I think I'll go take some morphine now...this just ruined my appetie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:14pm
  • you know, "squirting" is actually urine. there's no such thing as female jizz. some guy in my class at med school asked our professor about it. so yeah, enjoy being covered in piss...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:15am
  • Not at all. Kinda drunk actually!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:06am
  • god you guys are all demented. squirters are messy, gross and unnecessary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Wow. I want to be a squirter. I wonder if there's a way to learn how.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:21pm
  • 11:47 don't be mad that I realized you were a pissed off fattie trying to masquerade as a man. but yeah fat chicks are gross and their excess sweat makes them smell like fish

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:58pm
  • I was taught. You can learn how to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Sooooo fun!!! My husband loves it!! He said it's the ultimate fulfillment to watch. :) every chick should try it. The key is relaxing.

    Submitted by tasteystacey on Apr 20, 10 at 7:36pm
  • dude if you have a girlfriend thats a squirter, thats like winning the lottery and finding out shes a nympho at the same time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:07pm
  • squirting happens if you get the g-spot... so any girl can do it if you do it right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:59pm
  • 226-373-6378. This is my ex girlfriends number. lol, she squirts like no other

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:30pm
  • I'm a squirter, and no its NOT PISS. It really is the female ejaculate. My boyfriend loves it when I squirt...he has also said it's like the Holy Grail of pussy. If you don't like women who squirt, you'd better prepared to never stick it in a girl again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:39pm
  • haha 11:33 you're an idiot. learn to read, stupid fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:47pm
  • ahahahahahahahahahahahah best TFLN ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:54pm
  • What the hell is a squirter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:10pm
  • 12:47 I can make any woman pee as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:53am
  • I love making the ladies I am with squirt. The feeling is so much better then regular sex. Anyone in NJ, need a lesson on how to ? =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:41am
  • So why is it that guys like it so much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:10pm
  • It is pretty hot when she's a legitimate squirter. My current gf is the first and only one I've been with. I hit the jackpot with her though; she's hot, kind, likes sushi, wants sex nearly every day, squirts, and gives great head. She's getting a ring some day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:53pm
  • haha 11:32 just realized why no guy ever calls her back, damn porker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:33pm
  • You're ex eh? lol, you on the market than? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:24pm
  • 12:53 Sounds like a description of me! Glad you realize that you have an amazing woman on your hands. Hang onto her :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:29pm
  • omg i love it when a guy makes me squirt while hes inside me.. damn now im horny... gotta bust out my toy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:00am
  • My curent g/f recently got to the point where she was about to squirt (this would have been her first time) but she got scared because it makes you feel like you need to pee. Now I just have to convince her to see the light.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:09pm
  • my lady squirts. it's awesome. that is all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:43pm
  • does it feel better for squirters?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:59pm
  • what's so great about squirting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:10pm
  • 1248 I'm available

    Submitted by superbassman on May 24, 10 at 6:21pm
  • I like u 9:53 ;) I'll do it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:48am
  • Cool. How do you do it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:36pm
  • someone said something about a squirter at a party on the 'ijustwanttotellyou' site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Not every woman can truly squirt. That's why so many people are calling it piss, because some of the women that don't have the ability do actually piss because they are trying to force it. Even some women that can do it will pee a little if they didn't go just before sex because it's so intense. You can tell the difference. If it's clear, then its her natural wetness, but if it's yellow, then it's urine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:14pm
  • 226-373-6378 you say? hmmm...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:13pm
  • Squirting is good. And no it's not urine, doesnt anyone listen to love line anymore? Haha!

    Submitted by cartoonswagger on Jan 8, 12 at 4:38am
  • mmmmmm....my ex was a squirter...so fucking hot...this text makes me miss her :( ha, ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:12am
  • And she married a speller?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:04am
  • I may just have to move to that area code and find her...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:54pm
  • Haha. I could have sent this last week. Also, what is the big turn on?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Seriously, what's a squirter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:56pm
  • once you learn you can squirt there's no going back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:03am
  • my man told those in earshot at a party recently that he got me to squirt. what dont men get? if u ever want us to squirt again, dont fucking tell everyone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:05pm
  • I usually curve my fingers upward into her G spot and rub the clit fast with good pressure! At the right time you have to push...and then you have it- a fountain!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:10am
  • WHITE PLAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Wow you need to relax. I am just willing to give out lesson! =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:23am
  • I have made all of my girlfriends squirt since i learned how to teach them how. its all in your inner muscles and you have to push at the right time. I CAN MAKE ANY WOMAN SQUIRT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:47am
  • my boyfriend rubs my sweet spot SOOOO good. he is addicted to making me squirt. he cant get enough. and I'll admit, its so much more intense and amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:17pm
  • I can always get my girls to squirt... it's a prowess thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Why does something that looks like p:ssing,

    Submitted by CrissyGirl79 on Aug 15, 11 at 8:20pm
  • My BF told my entire family.. including my Grandmother that I was..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:04pm
  • 5:45- u can squirt on me any time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:19am
  • ill fuck ya and let you squirt in my mouth :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:53am
  • unknown errors are fucking pointless. What can we say and not say? We can abuse and swear but we can't say harmless words. Where's the line!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:19am
  • Seriously, chicks that squirt are much better in bed. Its just so much hotter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Whore

    Submitted by abart on Feb 4, 14 at 4:36am
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