the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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