The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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