I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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