Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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