dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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