Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
