They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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