I'm drive I can fine osifer
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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